champagne-paradise:

spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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😂😂

notes
date
31-07-2014

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

(Source: subtle, via fake-mermaid)

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

(Source: homophobic, via xandarventura)

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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(via fake-mermaid)

notes
date
30-07-2014

stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

(Source: dylansbutt2k14, via idkgissellex)

teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

(via idkgissellex)

notes
date
30-07-2014